Demetri Martin Quotes
When I am given a multiple choice test I choose not to take it.
Citations
Martin, Demetri. This Is a Book. Grand Central Publishing, 2011.
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Demetri Evan Martin is an American comedian, actor, director, cartoonist and musician. He was a contributor on The Daily Show. In stand-up, he is known for his deadpan delivery, playing his guitar for jokes, and his satirical cartoons. He currently stars as Ice Bear in the Cartoon Network animated series We Bare Bears.