Amy Schumer Quotes

I'm very happy with how I look. I never had any problem in getting work or male attention.

Beauty is a valuable asset, but it is not the whole cheese.

You don't think people would go on about my looks if I was No. 500 in the world instead of No.12, do you? Anyway, as I keep telling everyone, you can't blame me for looking like this on purpose.

I don't think I'm ugly, but I never thought I was that special.

The truth is, if I was maybe better or funnier or prettier, wouldn't I have starred in a movie? I can see it objectively as a businesswoman - if no one's buying your product, then there's not a desire for it.

If I were old, fat and ugly, I don't know if anybody would be interested in me.

I would rather be nuts than unattractive.

But as a young model, I never felt as beautiful as I looked.

I think being beautiful is only one aspect of your life.

Looks are temporary and don't mirror what's inside. And usually, a great looking man is so vain. Maybe most good-looking women are too. I hope I'm not!

I knew I had a great figure, but I never regarded myself as beautiful.

My looks were good enough for what I needed in every possible way but not so much to be a burden.

I began working as a model because I was born thin. I didn't become thin to be a model.

I'm certainly not a supermodel.

Everybody knows that I'm not the most beautiful woman in the world.

Sometimes you feel like the only resource you have is your body or your looks.

There are many pretty people, and many are prettier than me.

Every person has the right to look and feel like a million bucks.

What do I care how 'e looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk! All these scars show is zat my husband is brave!

I am not stupid - I'm not young, and I'm not beautiful.

I don't think I'm particularly beautiful at all.

I don't care if I'm beautiful; I don't care what I am on the outside. It isn't about the outside.

With women, the way they look... it's the core of their self-esteem.

A beautiful woman should break her mirror early.

I certainly used to wish that I was skinny, lighter-skinned, with long, pretty hair. But only because I used to get made fun of for being the absolute opposite. I didn't see all of that stuff as the American Dream. I just wanted to look normal. Now that I'm older, I really do feel like I am a beautiful girl.