Dave Mustaine Quotes

I'm not interested in just being the hot girl. I'm really goofy, and I love laughing, and that's such a big part of who I am.

I'm just not very funny.

I'm pretty goofy. I laugh at my own jokes.

I don't think I'm funny.

I was a very quiet child growing up. I always knew that I was funny - I just never put it to use.

My hair was famous before I was.

I was born to be funny.

Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God.

I'm a perfect example of the grumpy, old man. I'm really good at it.

You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny.

I'm no good at the one-liner thing. It's just not me.

Well I think they broke the mould when they made me and being humble is one of my great assets.

The book is called 'Most Talkative,' because I was voted most talkative in high school. And I've never stopped talking. My mouth has been my greatest asset and my biggest Achilles' heel.

I'm so not scary. I'm a pussycat. But what are you going to do, right? I mean, these cheekbones, and I guess these eyes, and the big nose... this is what my momma and my poppa gave to me, and that's the deal.

I always felt different as a kid, and the Kinks were like, 'Yeah, we're the Kinks.' Celebrate your difference; don't be afraid of your sense of humor, or your personality, or who you are. It emboldened me.

I really don't have a type. I never had a type. If I could put them all together, it's, like, the most different grouping. So I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

I'm just not self-deprecating.

I'm real tall when I stand on my charisma.

I'm screamingly funny, you know, I really am in the books. And that helps because I'm funnier than a lot of people, I think, and that's appreciated by young people.

My laugh is filthy. I'd change it if I could, but it's become a trademark.

People love to throw stones at me, and I get it. It's fun to make fun of me, because I put myself out there. I'm a large personality, and I got the funny bone; I voice my opinion, and then people get upset.

I'm a very, very silly girl.

People say, 'Since you got rich and famous, you've become insufferable.' I say, 'That's not true. I've always been insufferable.'

I think it's okay to have fun and show some character and some personality.