Limahl Quotes

I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor... I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian.

Whenever I realize I'm being a goofball, I write it down. When I release the joke onstage, I love watching the effect it has on the audience. No one wants to see someone talk who takes themselves too seriously.

I never used to tell jokes on stage. Now I'm cutting up jokes all night long.

I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.

Comedy is incredibly hard. You have to be loose. You have to be not afraid to fail.

I always tell people I went to the Harvard School of Comedy in front of America.

I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack.

Don't worry, I'm hilarious.

I was a class clown. I realized early on feeling very comfortable in front of people.

I don't take myself as seriously as I did when I was playing, and it works, and I think people see the self-deprecation in my commentary.

Growing up, the one thing I noticed was that everyone seemed to laugh at my jokes wherever I went.

I started doing improv comedy in 2007, and I think it was that that gave me the confidence to try doing stand-up!

Comedy is one of my strengths.

I've done comedy on stage, in fact it is one of my strong points.

I [give] maybe the long-winded speeches that not everybody reads, but I can also do a slow jam on Jimmy Fallon better than most.

I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian.

I am never embarrassed by something that makes people laugh.

I've turned arrogance into an artform, where it's so absurd that it becomes comedy. But I've never done anything to hurt anybody or steal from anyone.

I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

There are two reasons why I'm in show business, and I'm standing on both of them.

I was an extroverted kid and performed, like, acting and singing. Then, the older I got, I realized I enjoyed performing things that I came up with myself more and I enjoyed making people laugh more than making people cry or think.

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.

If you watch the 'Blue Collar Tour,' I was probably the least redneck of everybody.

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.