Neeraj Kabi Quotes

It takes both courage and talent to stand up in front of fellow human beings and make them crack a smile, and at the same time keep it clean.

I never used to tell jokes on stage. Now I'm cutting up jokes all night long.

I still do standup.

I did stand-up. I loved George Carlin and Steve Martin.

Sometimes I start off shows by explaining to people that it's just a bunch of stories - I always say 'It's like standup, just less funny.'

I've been entertaining men with my comedy for many, many years, and I don't plan on stopping.

I started doing improv comedy in 2007, and I think it was that that gave me the confidence to try doing stand-up!

Comedy is one of my strengths.

I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian.

Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny.

For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy.

I definitely think that comedy is my niche.

Patrice O'Neal is the best comic I ever saw.

I started doing standup when I was in college, and I would incorporate a lot of characters into my act.

I might've been witty, but I didn't have a shtick. So, I never considered myself a comedian.

You're at the top of your game if you do comedy.

I guess I was the class clown - with a name like Albert Einstein, you don't hide in the back. I'd read the school bulletin to the class, and I'd add activities and make stuff up. It was good, a good 10 minutes every morning.

I prefer to tell stories. If it's funny, then I want to do it on stage.

There are some people who were born with good timing, and I think my comic timing is pretty solid.

I am still a comic, a fantastic one.

I started by doing a little funny story, and then I started going to open mics. I realized I had a lot of work to do - you have to get over the stage fright and get your stage presence up. It took me some time, but I finally feel that I'm at a point where I feel comfortable on stage and giving my point of view.

I think comedy suits me best.

When I'm on stage, that's a job. It's acting, it's faking, just making fun of yourself, telling bad jokes - I'm pretty good in this - dancing, just to entertain.

I started standup at age nineteen. I decided that the only way I was going to try show business as a career was if I could make total strangers laugh.

Sometimes when I'm performing, whenever my puppet cracks a joke, it actually makes me laugh.