Allen Iverson Quotes

We talkin' about practice?

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

The one thing that always bothered me when I played in the NBA was I really got irritated when they put a white guy on me.

When I was young, I liked to spend hours and hours on the practice court.

I can't do a lot of things, like golf. I don't like golf. I mean, I really don't, because I tend to like things that I can do right away. If I can't do it right away, I don't like it.

If I had to say something, it would be 'Lighten up. Be cool.' There's just so many buffoons out there.

It's different when you practice, obviously. That's why exhibition games are a chance to see what you're trying to do.

Training is one of the most neglected phases of athletics. Too much time is given to the development of skill and too little to the development of the individual for participation.

Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

I've always admired your ability to be unilaterally irritating.

Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake.

Too bad we don't have a flashlight." "Thanks for stating the obvious, Mr. Thomas," Minho replied.

You need me, just whistle," he said as he arranged his ball cap over his eyes against the sun leaking through the frost-emptied branches. "You're not coming?" Lifting the brim of his cap, he eyed me, "You want me to?" he asked blandly. "Not really, no." He dropped the brim and laced his hands over his middle. "Then why are you bitching? It's a crime scene, not a grocery store.

Four inch nails is more like it!

What kind of an idiotic question is that?

You have delighted us long enough.

Why are you making a joke out of this?" she asks. "Because it's stupid, Nik. There's not even room in my day to think about someone else.

Here we are now, entertain us.

I was all braced for the wrath that was going to put grizzlies to shame, and this is what I get? I should infuriate you more often.

I know by now you think I should have straightened myself out - Thank you, drop dead!

When players go out and train on their own, they usually do it at half speed. This kind of training is valuable, but it doesn't prepare you for competition, where you must perform at full throttle. So the trick is to schedule regular sessions of intense practice, while always leaving time to juggle and generally goof around with the ball

If you have any helpful suggestions I'd be pleased to hear them. If all you can do is make snide insinuations then it would probably benefit all concerned if you bestowed the fruits of your prodigious wit on someone with the spare time to give them the consideration they doubtless deserve.

President Obama filled in as the coach of his daughter Sasha's basketball team. Sasha evidently listened to her Dad, because all she did was drive straight down the center and piss everyone off.

Did you guys take enough freakin' pictures already?

And now I wish I hadn’t been civil, because he says he shall not despair! He is as stupid as Endymion!” “No, no!” said Alverstoke soothingly. “Nobody could be as stupid as Endymion!