Aaron McGruder Quotes

Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him.

I'm still stupid. I still do what I'm not supposed to do. Are you serious? I'm Jake 'The Snake,' man. I never claimed to be the sharpest knife in the drawer.

It is with much reluctance that I am obliged to look upon him as a man whose mind is warped by prejudice and so blinded by ignorance as to be unfit for the office he holds. However wise and scientific as philosopher, as a politician he is a child and a dupe of party.

Dan Quayle is not a crisis manager. He's a crisis that needs to be managed.

If you look at their voting habits and their eating habits, you realize people are stupid.

All I can say is Mike Lee is an embarrassment to the state of Utah. He's been a tremendous embarrassment to our family, to our state, to our country to have him as a U.S. senator.

Here's a man who was twice elected to the most powerful position on Earth despite needing a TelePrompTer to correctly identify what year it was.

The fact that a former senator and secretary of state claimed not to know what the letter "C" means is just one more example why she is totally unfit to hold the office of president. Totally unfit.

Whether Barack Obama is simply incompetent as president or has some hidden agenda to undermine this country, at home and abroad, he has nearly everything he needs to ruin America, including a fool for a vice president

We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.

Newt Gingrich called it [Donald] Trump's biggest mistake since he won the election, these crazy accusations about voter fraud.

These Republican leaders have not been content with attacks on me, on my wife, or on my sons. No, not content with that, they now include my little dog, Fala. Well, of course, I don't resent attacks... but Fala does resent them.

You can't be involved in modern American politics without somebody attacking you.

The pope can go ahead and claim that Trump is not a Christian, but you can't go there when we talking about the president of the United States.

Newt Gingrich says he wants to get rid of Social Security. Who is more qualified to give this country financial advice than a guy who ran up a half-million dollar bill at Tiffany?

Obama destroyed this party, folks, literally has destroyed the Democratic Party while elevating himself to whatever heights, if he's really achieved them, I still don't believe it, but I'll go along with the flow for now.

The politicians think that I have not included enough of them; the nonpoliticians think that I have gone back to the old ways; and the mass public groups think I have forgotten them.

Now, Hillary's [Clinton] more than that, she's an actual - she could be a crime boss.

...when a reporter is quoting Sid Blumenthal on president Bush, you know he's scraping the barrel.

I am happy to debate the past with the Prime Minister... I have a big dossier on his past, and I did not even have to sex it up.

Hillary Clinton's been the worst violator of cyber security so far in the history of the United States.

I don't know, maybe she [Hillary Clinton] short-circuited when she wiped out 35,000 emails.

Bush is a natural-born loser with a filthy-rich daddy who pimped his son out to rich oil-mongers. He hates music, football and sex, in no particular order, and he is no fun at all.

This Republican Kevin McCarthy makes Hillary [Clinton] the victim.

Let's face it: Bush is just dim.