Sandra Bernhard Quotes

The topic of Sarah Palin has been open season to the media, entertainment industry, and club comics alike.

Hillary Clinton is a bigot.

If I were to run for president, then people would debate the pros and cons of what's wrong with me in increasingly aggressive 140 character tweets and Facebook status updates, and, inevitably, everyone would end up fighting.

It's easier to make fun of a first lady than for a first lady to have fun. The scrutiny is ferocious.

Go wretch. Resign thy Presidential chair. Disclose thy secret measures, foul or fair. Go search with curious eyes for horned frogs Mid the wild West of Louisiana bogs. Or where the Ohio rolls his turgid stream Dig for huge bones, thy glory and thy fame.

Donald Trump's tweets attract ridicule from some. But clearly they communicate effectively with his millions of supporters.

I am not going to engage in the kind of behavior that you see from Donald Trump.

These Republican leaders have not been content with attacks on me, on my wife, or on my sons. No, not content with that, they now include my little dog, Fala. Well, of course, I don't resent attacks... but Fala does resent them.

Hillary Clinton is getting a little bit of controversy because she has the most expensive hometown office rent - over $500,000 a year. She's in a one-year lease in the office, as opposed to her marriage, which is on a month-to-month.

In dealing with Mr. Nixon, it is not easy to be unfair. He invites and justifies all available criticism.

I got all the Sarah Palin I need for one lifetime.

[Donald] Trump's views are objectionable, hateful, but they are not something I dreamt up in my own head.

The First Lady is going to be criticized no matter what she does.

I don't think that (U.S. President) George Bush...is a man of honor.

The party of ideas has become the party of Beavis and Butthead.

Now you have to decide whether or not you want to be part of the bigotry that is Donald Trump. You have to decide whether you want to be part of the sexism and misogyny that is Donald Trump.

Liberals are hopping mad because Rush Limbaugh referred to phony soldiers as "phony soldiers." They claim he was accusing all Democrats in the military of being "phony." True, all Democrats in the military are not phony soldiers, but all phony soldiers seem to be Democrats.

If Donald Trump had said something like I'm going to raise taxes on the middle class, it would be all over the news. You would be questioning his sanity.

Mr Obama you're not a healing Jesus, you cause cancer with your bad policies.

You can't be involved in modern American politics without somebody attacking you.

The more famous I get, the more I am tolerated, albeit with some head-shaking.

Donald Trump done a lot of name calling, and he created a very toxic atmosphere. I mean just we want to start with immigration, do you want to start with these things that he has said - you know, about Muslims. I mean, where it ends?

Sarah Palin uses me as a laugh line in her stump speeches. If you're willing to turn me into a joke, you should also be willing to talk to me.

Donald Trump's not backing down. Yesterday he said he doesn't need to be lectured by the other Republican candidates, who he says have no business running for president. Not to be confused with Donald Trump, who ran for president and now has no business.

No health care for poor kids? You know, I thought something like that was only done by cartoon villains. You're (Pres. Bush) slowly going from being Nixon to Mr. Burns.