Patton Oswalt Quotes


Wars are usually really popular with people that aren't gonna be affected by them. 'Cause it's just entertainment, and it's just weird, like, 'Well, we've got to show the world that we're strong.' No we don't. And by the way, that has nothing to do with you. Why are you equating yourself with that... you know what I mean?


Citations

Oswalt, Patton. Werewolves and Lollipops. Sub Pop, 2007.

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Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt
  • Born: January 27, 1969
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Stand-up Comedian, Actor, Writer

Patton Oswalt is an American stand-up comedian, actor and writer. He starred as Spence Olchin in the sitcom The King of Queens (1998–2007) and guest starred as the Koenigs on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (2014–2020). After making his acting debut in the Seinfeld episode "The Couch", he has since appeared in a variety of television shows, including Kim Possible, Parks and Recreation, Community, Two and a Half Men, Drunk History, Reno 911!, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Archer, Veep, and Brooklyn Nine-Nine. He currently narrates the sitcom The Goldbergs (2013–present) as adult Adam F. Goldberg and plays Principal Ralph Durbin on Peacock's A.P. Bio (2018–present).