Roy Blount Jr. Quotes

I don't keep up with Twitter all day long.

I'm not actually pop culture or social media savvy. I really didn't know what Twitter was when I created an account.

Some people really like to get into Twitter, but it's not my thing.

First, I thought Twitter was some kind of hybrid car being developed by Government Motors. Then I thought it was a new bite-size snack combining what's best of the Frito and the Cheeto. Then I found out it was me. On a laptop. At the U.S. Open. Having fun.

I have a Twitter, but I'm not a tweeter... if that really makes sense.

I love Twitter.

I'm not on Twitter.

I'm not a fan of Twitter.

Tweeting? It's one of the silliest things ever.

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week.

I enjoy social media so much, and I love, love, love Twitter.

Unlike Facebook or Instagram, Twitter's core experience isn't about photos. It's a world of text, with occasional embedded photos, animated gifs, and short video clips.

To me, I absolutely cannot stand Twitter. I hate it more than anything.

Twitter is unspeakably irritating. Twitter stands for everything I oppose.

I do like Twitter. Writing is a solitary pursuit, and it can get lonely. I like to go into Twitter for a short period of time, communicate with clever friends, and then switch it off. That's perfect for me.

Somebody was, like, what's your favorite thing about Twitter? And I was, like, Twitter. And they're like what's the worst thing about Twitter? And I was, like, Twitter.

I have thoughts every day that are themselves tweets.

I've never sent a Tweet. I think I have an account but I don't know who runs it. I've never done one in my life.

I love tweeting. I tweet every day. I stay in contact, I tell them what I'm doing. I've posted pictures of my books on there and they buy the books. It's a very good way to communicate with people, but I can't go to bed without tweeting something. I have to tweet something.

I got Twitter like two months ago, checked it out a bit more, and I concluded the only thing Twitter I'm interested in following is Nick Stoller.

I think social media brings another dynamic to running for office so publicly.

I got on Twitter in 2009.

I actually love Twitter, but I don't ... I never know what to ... I get a lot of my news from Twitter. But, I never ... I sometimes just don't think ... I think Twitter is full of a lot of talkers and not many listeners, so I'm happy to be one of the listeners.

Having a Facebook and Twitter profile allows me to keep more in touch with people, particularly young South Africans and those who are part of the online community. I was amazed that anyone might be interested in what I do and who I meet. Now I know what people will be interested in.

I don’t tweet for a very simple reason, which is that I drink.