Audrey Tautou Quotes

First, I thought Twitter was some kind of hybrid car being developed by Government Motors. Then I thought it was a new bite-size snack combining what's best of the Frito and the Cheeto. Then I found out it was me. On a laptop. At the U.S. Open. Having fun.

I have a Twitter, but I'm not a tweeter... if that really makes sense.

I'm the worst tweeter ever. I don't know what I'm doing. I really don't.

I've never done Twitter.

I met some fans who said, 'Please start Twittering!' They even walked me through it, but I'm terrible at it. I'm so bad at keeping it up. I forget how to use it. And I'm not very savvy: I try to send a private message, and it goes out to everybody.

I don't tweet. I don't know how to tweet.

I don't keep up with Twitter all day long.

Twitter's popularity and usefulness are mysteries to me.

I'm not on any social media; I don't even know what things are. I'm so behind the times.

I have never Twittered or Tweeted or even Chirped.

Lots of people do that silly tweeting.

I am always on Instagram, Snapchat, and all other social media platforms... So, I am a very tech-friendly person, and I've grown up playing on my phone.

I don't have a Twitter, so I don't know what's happening in that world.

I don’t tweet for a very simple reason, which is that I drink.

Some people really like to get into Twitter, but it's not my thing.

I'm a Twitter addict. Jose Andres is a serial tweeter. It's funny to see which chefs have embraced it, and the different paths they take.

A lot of people are living their lives online in much more public ways with Facebook and Twitter.

I've been on a tweeting mission.

Sometimes I'll write a tweet that I'll just be like, 'Why do I have to say this to all of these people?' It's like writing a Facebook status: it's the same. I view tweeting as like writing a Facebook status. Remember when we used to write statuses?

I don't really see myself getting a Twitter account. Nothing against it. I get it. I especially get it for businesses.

In the Digital Age, recorders also tend to be oversharers, and with Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Pinterest, they can do so on a grand scale.

I'm not online. I'm not on Facebook much. I don't connect that way.

I am still fairly new to the whole social media thing - I am definitely tweeting and Facebooking. It's a nice way to connect with fans.

I'm not on Twitter.

What is Twitter?! I don't know what Twitter is! Everyone keeps inviting me to Twitter and everyone's going on about twittering and tweeting and this whole thing, and I just don't understand it.