Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

Twitter was a mere prototype in 2006; now, many of us have become adept at saying all we have to say in 140 characters.

Twitter is a kind of verbalization of people yelling at their television sets or gnashing their teeth at the newspaper.

Twitter is so stupid. I mean, it sucks! It's not a good way to communicate and it's really difficult to use it for any functional thing.

To me, Twitter seems like a way for people to just let the world know about the most mundane bullshit that crosses their mind.

Whether or not Twitter makes you stupid, it certainly makes some smart people sound stupid.

People communicate in Twittering ways. I've learned how to do that.

I love Twitter, but some people use profanity so much that at some point it's like saying, 'Pass the salt.'

Twitter's a funny one. I mean, it's good in some respects, but I can't stand it in other respects. You know there are too many opinions, people get opinions mixed up, and people get being rude mixed up with 'that's my opinion.'

I think Twitter is great.

I freakin' hate Twitter, man. I honestly don't understand the purpose of it.

I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's a little bit like having your own radio program.

Twitter is almost novelistic.

I'm not a fan of Twitter.

People worry about Twitter. Twitter is banal. It's 140-character messages. By definition, you can hardly say anything profound. On the other hand, we communicate. And, sometimes, we communicate about things that are important.

I'm still kinda old-school. We're twittering, and we're all twitterers. And we write tweets. The only thing I don't love is twits.

Lots of people do that silly tweeting.

Twitter provides a great amount of timely information, but we still need those people to fill out the rest of the story and the context.

Tweeting happens to be a modern day form of communication. I mean, you can like it or not like it. I have, between Facebook and Twitter, I have almost 25 million people. It's a very effective way of communication.

I think Twitter is kind of fun, it's not deep and it never will be, but it's a great way to communicate one-liners and to sort of see what people are laughing about. It's a terrific source of misinformation.

If I put down my tweeter machine for a minute, I actually can communicate with people. As an aside, astonishingly, I just started doing Twitter.

We live in this world of tweeting, and social media, and anti-social media, and all the rest, so no matter what you say, there is going to be what people say is a firestorm. I don't know what a firestorm is.

I'm not a big internet guy - not because I'm not interested in what people have to say, but probably because I'm too interested.

Twitter is really a hyper-distilled version of how the internet should work - short bursts of relatively useful information.

Twitter is most suitable for me. In the Chinese language, 140 characters is a novella.

I want to be one of those cool people that's like, "What is Twitter?" and just be totally blind to it.