Rush Limbaugh Quotes

I don't read the papers; I stopped reading the papers. I read the papers only during periods of crisis, and I think papers are too long on a regular day and too short days when we have a crisis.

I became a very angry person and it was all due to alcoholism.

I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it.

I hate it when people lose it, there's nothing left because they're not interesting, they're boring, I hate it, and especially smack, people on smack are the most boring in the world.

I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.

I never turn on the news over the weekend, short of a nuclear detonation somewhere. I just don't. I don't learn anything from it anymore.

If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast.

I read the papers like everybody else, so I don't complain about what they print.

I wake up angry every morning and start reading [the newspapers]. Then I'm furious.

It kills me to hear Donald Trump talking.

I read the 'Guardian,' because it's a bit like having an argument with a mate. We mostly have the same sensibilities, but where we disagree, it's infuriating.

I am done being polite. I am done being politically correct. I am mad as hell, so I am asking the members of the press to send a mayday call all over the world.

I don't read the press that much.

I don't read the papers. I don't want to read what the press says.

I had a lot of frustrations, and I was drinking far too much, and I was just trying to survive and this is what came out of it.

Pussy power's pulling me down, down, down, down. When it's there and I can't have it, I get real real rabid.

I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS SOCIETY! First they try to murder me then they lie to me!

I learned that the world doesn't want to be saved, and it will f**king punch you in the face if you try.

Teach you to try marrying me, you idiot!

There were things that would irritate Casey, but trying too hard or getting mad at sitting on the bench weren't among them.

But I tried, didn't I? Goddamnit, at least I did that.

Trying to reason with an addict was like trying to blow out a lightbulb.

Don’t you have something to do? (Sin) If not for the fact it would result in your breaking every bone in my body and making me cry for Mommy, I’d be calling some cops. As it stands, I think my neck is best served by trying to talk sense into you. (Kish)

When you're taking your one-thousandth selfie of the day that might be the moment you try to kill the person by lethal hugging!

Oh, I'm so glad we know what it's called, that's a great help," snarled Ron, leaning back, trying to stop the plant from curling around his neck.