Calista Flockhart Quotes

Don't you ever ask me for a true statement again!

If you don't like it you can kiss my quiver

For a moment Jack felt the strongest inclination to snatch up his little gilt chair and beat the white-faced man down with it.

Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.

Do you know what you’ve done?” I asked in a bland tone. Annette gave me an inquiring look. “You’ve gotten on my last nerve.” The table went crashing into her before she could blink, and then my fist found a home in her perfectly arranged hair.

And if I ever DO see [Kenny G] anywhere, at any function - he WILL get a piece of my mind, and maybe a guitar wrapped around his head.

The boy spoke two words, the first a short guttural verb, the second “you.

Why you don't wanna let him talk? You mad, you maaad, you maaaaad.

I'm gonna have to start walking down the street and start hitting people in the head!

The phone rings. “Asshole,” she mutters. She picks it up. “Will you let me explain?” “No.” She hangs up.

Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?

Shut up, sod off, and let me in. (Fury)

I can hardly forbear hurling things at him.

I have lived those lines and I know that if I had not been apprehended I would have slit some white throats.

Sophie said a bad word. In the dim light she had stubbed her toe on one of the many dusty bricks piled around the place. Naughty-naughty" Twinkle said. Oh shut up!" Sophie said , standing on one leg to hold her toe. "Why don't you grow up?

You know, I just want to say to her (Sarah Palin), just very quickly...F-- you.

I like the word f-k. F-king deal with it and move on to the first f-king question you have.

Kemo Sabe, kiss my ass.

Do you—do you think I want to—do you think I give a—I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY!" Harry roared. "You will," said Dumbledore sadly. "Because you are not nearly as mad at me as you ought to be. If you are to attack me, as I know you are close to doing, I would like to have thoroughly earned it.

Angel is right,"said Dr. G-H quickly. "This is my clumsy way of demonstrating." "Demonstrating what?" I was barely able to keep a snarl out of my voice. "How to get yourself beat up in one easy step?

I poured out the torrent of my long-standing discontent and I challenged them to do and dare anything.

I enjoy the opportunity to use swear symbols. The reader reads into them something worse than what you normally would have. They work as this outburst of incoherent anger. I've found ways to write around swearing that are much more effective, rather than going for what someone really would say.

"You can eff off, too," I say, except I don't say eff, I say what 'eff' stands for.

Jenk shook his head as he headed for the rental car counter. He felt his shoulders tightening as he walked away, certain that Izzy wasn't quite ready to be silent or invisible yet. He was halfway there when Izzy shouted, "Jenkins! I wish I could quit yew!" Of course. The obligatory Brokeback Mountain reference. Jenk flipped Zanella a double bird without bothering to look back.

Surprise me, Atlantean. Attack. This isn’t a dance party. (Takeshi) You know, this isn’t building my confidence. In fact, I think I’m just going to lie here for a bit and take in some sun. (Acheron)