Judd Nelson Quotes

I have always really liked Tom Jones and I can't wait to see him in action. One thing is for sure, I would rather be singing for a living than getting punched on the head.

If you heard me sing, you would just plug your ears and run, screaming, the other way. I promise.

I've always been in love with Howard McGillen's voice, ever since I got wind of him.

I guess I'm like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn't have as many jokes as he thought he did.

As a performer, there was nobody better than Morrissey.

I'm a singer and a songwriter. It's hard to describe what I sound like when I sing.

50 Cent should stick to what he does best, rapping, and leave the funny business to comedians.

People tell me I'm like the country version of Justin Timberlake. Actually, the other day someone told me I was an unathletic version of Justin Timberlake, and I was like, 'I'll take that.'

Seriously, Jamie Cullum could be the smallest person on the planet. He might be lovely and charming and you might think we all should spend more time talking about his piano-playing techniques but, seriously, have you seen how short he is?

I'm still the same guy who gets in front of the mic and just sings.

The whole character of Super Dave is a takeoff on people who pontificate. So one thing I never want to do is pontificate why this works, why this is funny. I have no idea what the appeal is. All we are trying to do is make people have a good time and laugh.

People ask me what Gillian Anderson's like to work with, and I have no idea!

I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.

I made a living being a background singer for years.

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

I'm really not an actor of any kind. I've always seen myself as an entertainer, someone who makes people laugh. That's all I've ever wanted to do. 'Doctor Who' has always just been me, really.

As a kid I was always a bit of a clown, a performer.

I'm a singer and performer in a hybrid show that's standup, music and audience participation.

I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that.

I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting into.

I lived to make Scott Baio laugh.

I think of someone like Mariah Carey as a singer.

Satire is a lesson, parody is a game.

A sitcom isn't usually the right tool for satire.

I'm like Cab Calloway: I love the entertainment, and I've loved entertaining people ever since I was little.