Claudia Winkleman Quotes

50 Cent should stick to what he does best, rapping, and leave the funny business to comedians.

Trace Adkins is such a great guy. Really is. And he's got that incredible voice - low, deep. He throws words around like "my dental coverage."

I lived to make Scott Baio laugh.

I can't go into a bar anywhere without someone starting to play 'the Entertainer'.

George Hamilton is one of the funniest men I have ever known.

I really enjoy Martin Sheen - he is very unexpectedly funny, very quick.

I'm pretty goofy. I really do like to sing and dance in real life. I'm a rhythmic person. I love comedy; I love making people laugh. That's my brand.

Jimmy Fallon is handsome. This is an indisputable fact.

Megan Fox is so funny.

And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities, his vocal abilities and his sense of humor.

Justin Timberlake is terrific in this film. I told him it's time to stop singing.

Will Smith is just an all-around amazing talent and really funny.

Liberace - or Lee, as us friends called him - was great. He was gay, you know.

You spell Bob Hope C-L-A-S-S.

I remember watching Eddie Murphy's stand-up act when I was little, and just being mesmerized.

Erinn Hayes is hysterical in person, and I love that.

I'm definitely never going to be John Cena, the life and soul of the party.

Constance Wu is so dedicated, Anna Kendrick is ridiculously funny, and Blake Lively is magnetic.

Erroll Garner is one of the few musicians I believe has a sense of humor in his music.

Oh my God, Luke Bryan is so handsome in person.

When I leave backstage, some of the fans ask if I'm a roadie, and I just tell them, 'No, I'm the bus driver.' And, of course, they believe it.

I don't usually eulogise about people, but I saw Russell Brand doing stand-up before he was really high profile. I didn't really know what to expect but I laughed until my belly ached.

Noel Fielding is one of the nicest guys in show business. The first time I met him, I felt like I had met a rather wayward cousin whose take on the world made me laugh.

Jessie J's a funny, funny woman. What she does is she reels you in.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger] is funny. Some great one-liners, some great banter between him and the contestants [on "The Apprentice" ]. And he's good!