Alan Jackson Quotes

I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.

I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.

I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive!

I like to drink to suit my location.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after, and if need be during all meals and the intervals between them.

He [Peter the Great] took his bottle heartily, so must all the company; for when he was merry himself he loved to see everybody so; though at the same time he could not endure habitual drinkers, for such he thought unfit for business.

After the White House, what is there to do but drink?

I can't drink if I have to get up early, man. It kills me.

The most important thing about drinking on the road is just you've gotta do it in moderation, first of all. You've gotta know your limits.

No matter how you handle alcohol at your wedding, you will most likely be upsetting someone.

Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive.

I've never gotten in too much trouble with alcohol. I've never had a drinking problem, really.

Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.

Don't drink on an empty stomach: the main point of the refreshment is the enhancement of food. Don't drink if you have the blues: it's a junk cure. Drink when you are in a good mood. Cheap booze is a false economy. It's not true that you shouldn't drink alone: these can be the happiest glasses you ever drain. Hangovers are another bad sign, and you should not expect to be believed if you take refuge in saying you can't properly remember last night. (If you really don't remember, that's an even worse sign.)

I know people that have blacked out that I party with that dont do anything irresponsible. They just act drunk, ... I dont think people should ever drink by themselves because they need to have friends around that can keep them in line in case they do blackout.

I'm going to keep drinking on stage. I have a pretty healthy relationship with alcohol. I know how far to go and when to stop.

People confuse the fact that I discuss drinking openly with the idea that I'm a heavy drinker. I don't want girls at my show wasted, screaming and yelling out and vomiting.

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

I do partake in a couple of drinks now and again, but I've never drank to feel alive.

I don't drink much alcohol. If it doesn't taste like candy or sparkles, I usually don't drink it.