Steve Harvey Quotes

Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's true in my life.

This is courtship all the world over - the man all tongue; the woman all ears.

Everything men do is for women.

Women are a source of energy in life. I've always wanted to be in a war or baseball movie, but the thought of having no women on set for six months - that's hell. I don't know if it's animalistic or what, but men become like peacocks with their feathers up when women are around.

'Charm' - which means the power to effect work without employing brute force - is indispensable to women. Charm is a woman's strength just as strength is a man's charm.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

Aren't people supposed to do movies so that they can get girls?

Men get to be a mixture of the charming mannerisms of the women they have known.

If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.

Even the geekiest of guys could get the girl if he read every romance novel that came out in any given month.

Do women compete for the favours of men? Yes. They've spent 5,000 years competing.

Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?

I think most girls have that moment when boys they've known their whole life see them in a different way.

Men need to be with women otherwise I don't think they really know how to behave. They'll just stare at me and it's awkward, so I scramble around in my mind to say the rudest things I can think of just to get something out of them.

To be a woman is a great adventure; To drive men mad is a heroic thing.

I love the power women have. I think women rule the world because they rule men. Manipulating men - that's our job. That's what we're on the planet for.

If I were straight and I were trying to seduce a woman, I could do it just by standing up at the table when she came back from the bathroom. It works. Every time I do that, all the straight men are sitting at the table and their wives are kicking them. "Look at that!" "You never do that for me!"

Let our weakness be what it will, mankind will still be weaker; and whilst there is a world, 'tis woman that will govern it.

Femininity is a lot of power. It's allure. And the moment you start competing directly with a man, it's not that fun.

Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men don't do anything-create art, build businesses, donate to charity, invent things, or do anything noteworthy-for any reason other than to impress women, and thus get them to have sex with us. If women didn't exist, we'd still just be naked grunting apes living in caves. In a very real way, pussy is the key to human civilization. You don't have to like it, but it's a fact; if you understand it, you understand men.

Woman - for example, look at her case! She turns tantalizing inviting glances on you. You seize her. No sooner does she feel herself in your grasp than she closes her eyes. It is a sign of her mission, the sign by which she says to man: "Blind yourself, for I am blind."

Women? In order to realize how far these charming creatures we idealize can carry their cruelty, we must see them among themselves!

That was ridiculous," I told Dorian, once she'd left. "She's not the kind of person to fall for your flirting." "On the contrary," said Dorian. "She's exactly the kind of person to fall for it. I understand these warrior maids, you know. They live such harsh, cold lives, always trying to keep up with the men... when really, they just need someone to make them feel like a woman. And that, of course, is an area in which I excel. Why, if I'd had ten minutes alone with her—

If you're not comfortable with a strong woman you're not comfortable with your own feminine instincts. You're not comfortable, period. You're going to be threatened by everything that's not exactly like you are ... and that is the measure any man.

Guys have guy/girl relationships so that they can have their own guy thing plus the sensitive thing with the girl.