Male Behavior Quotes

I know guys. I know the way they think.

Male chimpanzees have an extraordinarily strong drive for dominance. They're constantly jockeying for position.

Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men don't do anything-create art, build businesses, donate to charity, invent things, or do anything noteworthy-for any reason other than to impress women, and thus get them to have sex with us. If women didn't exist, we'd still just be naked grunting apes living in caves. In a very real way, pussy is the key to human civilization. You don't have to like it, but it's a fact; if you understand it, you understand men.

Well let me just say, for a man, a lot of how your approach and you're dealing with women comes from your mom.

I used to think men were these idiots who just yelled at you on the street. But, part of my maturing was realizing that not all men are evil or monsters.

One puzzling thing about men -- they allow their sex instinct to drive them to where their intelligence never would take them.

[On men:] On their best days, the best of them are eight years old.

Women have become stronger, and there's a backlash. Men have become terribly possessive. I find it much easier to get on with women.

Because when a guy does something stupid once, well, that’s because he’s guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that’s usually to impress some girl.

Men aren't really complicated. They are very simple, literal creatures. They usually mean what they say. And we spend hours trying to analyze what they've said, when really it's obvious.

The conduct of men depends upon their temperament, not upon a bunch of musty maxims.

When Glenda Jackson reveals that she has never been in a relationship with a man in which he hasn't raised his fists to her, I don't know whether this tells us more about the contemporary male or about Glenda Jackson.

When Alani started to speak, Jackson held up a finger. In the past five minutes, he'd had more mood swings than a menopausal woman. First turned-on, then territorial, bored, aggressive and now on alert.

Male silence is not the same as listening

We cannot be kind to each other here for even an hour. We whisper, and hint, and chuckle and grin at our brother's shame; however you take it we men are a little breed.

A man who insults the modesty of a woman, as good as tells her that he has seen something in her conduct that warranted his presumption.

Men are easier to get on with than women. They tend not to make emotional demands on you.

When a guy has his ego hurt, he's liable to jump into a fight he doesn't need to have.

Though the male can be noble in reason and infinite in faculties, he is also easily amused by shiny toys, especially ones that do dumb things on his desk.

Many differences are rooted in biology and reinforced through culture, so it's important to acknowledge that. Because if you say men and women are the same and if male behaviour is the norm, and women are always expected to act like men, we will never be as good at being men as men are.

Grandmother belongs to the generation of women who were satisfied to have men retain their vices, if they removed their hats.

No man does right by a woman at a party.

Every man has two personalities; the one he reveals to women, the other to men.

Men do things for other men in war that they would never do in peace.

Man...heats up like a lightbulb: red hot in the twinkling of an eye and cold again in a flash. The female, on the other hand...heats up like an iron. Slowly, over a low heat, like tasty stew. But then, once she has heated up, there's no stopping her.