Don Marquis Quotes


Thy Ballocks have no Semen, Thine Udders have no Milk; Ever thou seekest Bliss With Hard-ons swoln with Piss; Thy Gods are Bunk and Bilk


Context

He had just resigned as a Hollywood screenwriter to devote himself to Journalism and Humor.


Citations

Don Marquis, 1878-1937, Columnist, An Ode To Hollywood, 1929

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Don Marquis
Don Marquis
  • Born: July 29, 1878
  • Died: December 29, 1937
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Poet

Donald Robert Perry Marquis was an American humorist, journalist, and author. He was variously a novelist, poet, newspaper columnist, and playwright. He is remembered best for creating the characters Archy and Mehitabel, supposed authors of humorous verse. During his lifetime he was equally famous for creating another fictitious character, "the Old Soak," who was the subject of two books, a hit Broadway play (1922–23), a silent movie (1926) and a talkie (1937).