Sloane Crosley Quotes

Once his wife goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her.

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue!

I'm a light sleeper, but so long as I'm wearing earplugs, I sleep well.

I am a terrible sleeper.

I'm an insomniac. Ambien is my best friend.

I've lived with insomnia for many years, but I'm making it a priority to address my sleep problems.

I sleep at night, but I don't sleep well.

The sleeplessness is proven; it eradicates your memory.

I have trouble falling asleep. I have trouble shutting my mind off.

There are only three things that stop me sleeping: hunger, the odd bad dream and cramp in the arches of my feet - it's crippling, as if somebody's trying to tie your foot in a reef knot.

I don't sleep as much as normal people do.

I don't need an alarm clock to wake up in the morning. Akshay snores so loudly that I'm usually awake the entire night!

I'm bad at sleeping. I get somewhere between three and six hours a night.

I suck at sleeping.

I had what would now be called sleep paralysis, from six years old until maybe I was 16.

I hadn't slept in 20 years. I would sleep a couple hours a night, and I went from specialist to specialist and they could never find out why.

The gross demonstration of caffeine is that it prevents you from falling asleep. The slightly more nefarious aspect of caffeine is that maybe you can fall asleep, but we know that the depth of deep sleep you're getting if caffeine is still in your system is severely less.

Something is wrong with me - no matter how late I go to sleep, I still wake up really early.

Something was causing me not to be able to sleep, and then after a while your brain doesn't want to turn off and go to sleep. And so it was constant battle with that. But as soon as I had the neck surgery, I started sleeping again.

Sometimes I don't sleep well.

That short-sleeping that we're now suffering is a consequence of our lifestyle. It's not a consequence of evolutionary habituation.

Father's snoring grows to sound increasingly like a vacuum cleaner in heat.

Sorry,” he said, his voice thick and gruff. “It’s morning and you’re sitting on me. That’s a combination meant to bring any man down.

Nothing is so aggravating as calmness. There is something positively brutal about the good temper of most modern men.

It took me years and years of trial efforts to work out that there is absolutely no knitting triumph I can achieve that my husband will think is worth being woken up for.