Doug Stanhope Quotes

Marijuana is a gateway drug that can lead to awful things, like Phish getting back together.

I don't like drugs. I think cocaine is a very bad, habit-forming bore. It's about the most boring drug ever invented.

Now they're calling taking drugs an epidemic - that's cos white folks are doing it.

I don't find it easy dealing with people with drug problems. It helps if you're all taking drugs, all the same drugs.

Did it [cocaine] for about eight years. Not a terribly long time to be an addict I guess, but it is longer than World War II.

I don't know how I made those movies. I went out every single night, I smoked pot every single day. I drank. We did everything, but I never became a drug addict or an alcoholic. Other friends are dead, many of them. So many people in this retrospective...in Female Trouble, almost everyone is dead.

Drugs feel great in the beginning and become a drag later on.

They say drugs are not the answer, but really, what is the question?

I didn't become a drug addict because I always had to make a movie.

I did a lot of drugs. I didn't do multiple drugs, but I overindulged in whatever drug of choice.

I never understood why people take drugs. They're habit forming and they can kill you. I didn't need anything to pep me up or make me feel more creative, and I didn't need them to help me with women.

It's hard to believe that you did so many drugs for so long. That's what I find really hard. And didn't really consider it. It was eating and drinking and taking drugs and having sex. It was just part of life.

Everybody is on drugs . . . just give 'em what they want.

I was on drugs when I wrote some of my songs. It was a rough time for me, but I'm lucky enough to be one of the people who learned from that experience and moved on, where other people just got addicted and more addicted and more addicted until it killed them.

I realize now that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.

I took drugs because we all took drugs.

I stopped doing drugs when I was 20. I was finished with drugs before Nirvana even started.

I don't know if people really want to know how I feel about drugs. I'm not such a stickler. I believe you can choose to live your life any way you want.

It touches on drug use. I got caught up in that for almost two years.

There were a lot of drugs. We kinda just passed the time that way. For a couple of years we were all doin' anything we could get our hands on.

I think I did every drug known to mankind, smoked crack, boozed, dropped acid, you name it.

No one should do drugs thinking that they will make a great record. That's not the way to go, for sure.

I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle the commitment.

Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.

I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me.