Ron White Quotes

Actually, I was born Adam Zachary Orth. Zak is short for my middle name. I was never called Adam.

My name is James Guckert. Well, when you read it, it's always pronounced some other way.

I was called Kit from day one; really, I only found out my name was Christopher when I was 11.

In credits, I'm 'Michael' sometimes now, but people know you as something, so there's no point fighting it. 'Squiggle,' you'll always be 'Prince,' and 'The Rock,' just accept it. I want to move on, but not that much. So I'm still known as 'Johnny Vegas.'

My name is not 'William Shatner.'

I used the name Diplo at one show when I was really young, and it just stuck. I never meant to keep it. But it's kinda cool.

Candice is the original spelling of my name. I changed it to Kandyse when I was really young and first starting out in the business as kind of a joke. I didn't realize it would stick! I did consider changing it, but then it seemed too confusing, so then I asked them to change it back. Not too soon, however!

My original name is Jae-Sang Park, so it's totally different.

The stupidest question I get is 'Is Goldberg your real name?' I tell people, 'No, my real name is Killer, but I wanted a much more menacing name, so I picked Goldberg.'

A lot of people don't know that: that Artist is my name.

I don't know why everyone refers to me as White Pele. I don't like it.

'Mahershala' is my nickname.

People sometimes call me Wolf.

I am Michael Render - that's what my mom named me. 'Killer Mike' is what my dumb friends called me in a rap battle once, and it stuck.

My name was Lightning Kid; it was pretty much a copy off of Dynamite Kid.

No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.

I've never liked the name Marilyn. I've often wished that I had held out that day for Jean Monroe. But I guess it's too late to do anything about it now.

My real name is Lauren.

CJ is my nickname. It stands for Cameron, and my middle name is John.

Johnny Nitro was like Johnny Hollywood, Johnny Danger, Johnny Blaze... it's just an obvious stage, Hollywood name. But John Morrison is more like a real person.

I go by 'Papi' on the streets.

I have a lot of nicknames. They called me Kingo in Japan, they called me the Young Vagabond, but that sounds bad, then Soldier of Fortune, now they call me the Dream Catcher.

My real name is Uzoechi Emenike.

When I started DJing, because everyone called me 'Snake' in my city first, I was like, 'DJ Snake - OK, let's go for it.' The name sucks, but it's too late now.

In college, I had an alias: I was Johnny.