Ron White Quotes

I'm not dumb, I just wasn't educated.

People are not stupid.

A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one.

I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.

I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Only in Britain could it be thought a defect to be too clever by half. The probability is that too many people are too stupid by three-quarters.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

There are only two races on this planet - the intelligent and the stupid.

The real war is not between the West and the East. The real war is between intelligent and stupid people.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Knowledge and human power are synonymous.

Strange as it may seem, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education positively fortifies it.

Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots.

There is a tendency of people to try to make you believe only a few people are smart. As a brain surgeon, I know better than that.

I hate to be smart.

If he were any dumber, he'd be a tree.

I used to be smart.

Other things being equal, it is better to be smart than to be stupid.

Mitt der Dummheit k a« mpfen G o« tter selbst vergebens. Even the gods themselves struggle in vain against stupidity.

No, indeed; I don't know anything. You see, I am stuffed, so I have no brains at all.

How can people be so stupid? I marvel at that. See, I think you have to work as being ignorant - and if you're gonna work at being ignorant, why not work at being informed?

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.

If you're smarter than me, you shouldn't be reading my books.