Jasper Carrott Quotes

I had to take driving lessons in New York, which were really weird because it's not the safest thing in the world.

I never exceed the posted speed limit.

My driving, I've been accused of not being the best, most safest driver.

Let's just say I don't have any points on my licence, and I drive quickly sometimes.

I didn't pass my driving test till I was 38!

When I was learning to drive, I thought the big milestones were changing gear, changing lane, and three-point-turns.

I hardly broke any laws at all. I should drive more often.

I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.

I've stopped racing to get to the red light.

My driving habits are so ingrained that the driving examiner would fail me in the first mile. That's provided he hadn't died of a heart attack by then.

I've actually started to drive slower. I never want to see a news headline that reads, 'The Chinese Guy from 'Fast & Furious' Pulled Over for a Speeding Ticket.'

I don't have a license, but I do drive.

I'm not a bad driver. And I never will be because I took lessons when I was quite a boy. I never had to pass a test because there wasn't such a thing when I first started driving a motor car. So I didn't have to pass one.

Generally speaking, rural drivers are a much better behaved species than city drivers. I'm not sure whether they're intrinsically this way, or there are just fewer opportunities for them to do behave badly. You can't go around running red lights if there aren't any red lights to run.

My dad wouldn't even start the car until he heard the click of every seat belt.

I think that texting and driving is a 100 percent no-go. I think it should be banned everywhere because you cannot be focused on looking ahead, in the mirrors, being aware of what's around you, and to type on a small keyboard and a small screen.

I believe that we do our country a disservice when we make it harder for new American immigrants to abide by the rules of the road and obtain drivers licenses.

It once amused me that it took me three tries to pass my driver's test and that my driving instructor told my mother that I was the least talented person behind the wheel that she had ever taught.

There are no road signs to help navigate. And, in fact, no one has yet determined which side of the road we're supposed to be on.

I definitely think there could be stricter teen driving laws.

People say I'm bad at a lot of things. One I agree with is that I'm a bad driver.

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood.

The moment you are old enough to take the wheel, responsibility lies with you.

It was harder to get my driver's license than to get pregnant and give birth.

I'm a good driver.