George Carlin Quotes

The Vision Festival was packed every night, always has been for the four years it's been happening.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

If I had a rain prayer or a rain dance I could do, I would do it.

The weather plays a very big role. I have run very few races in the raining and the cold.

Prom was awesome. I had such a great time at prom.

Pray for rain!

After a day of cloud and wind and rain Sometimes the setting sun breaks out again, And touching all the darksome woods with light, Smiles on the fields until they laugh and sing, Then like a ruby from the horizon's ring, Drops down into the night.

The heavy rain beat down the tender branches of vine and jessamine, and trampled on them in its fury; and when the lightning gleamed, it showed the tearful leaves shivering and cowering together at the window, and tapping at it urgently, as if beseeching to be sheltered from the dismal night.

She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains.

Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.

Morning drew on apace. The air became more sharp and piercing, as its first dull hue: the death of night, rather than the birth of day: glimmered faintly in the sky. The objects which had looked dim and terrible in the darkness, grew more and more defined, and gradually resolved into their familiar shapes. The rain came down, thick and fast; and pattered, noisily, among the leafless bushes.

It was a rainy night. It was the myth of the rainy night.

There were so many miracles at work: that a blossom might become a peach, that a bee could make honey in its thorax, that rain might someday fall. I thought then about the seasons changing, and in the gray of night I could almost will myself to see the azure sky, the gold of the maple leaves, the crimson of the ripe apples, the hoarfrost on the grass.

It was the best night of my life, getting to dance on stage with Madonna!

In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

I hear the first drops. Like the tapping of a stranger at the door of a dream, the rain changes everything.

Suttree stood among the screaming leaves and called the lightning down. It cracked and boomed about and he pointed out the darkened heart within him and cried for light. If there be any art in the weathers of this earth. Or char these bones to coal. If you can, if you can. A blackened rag in the rain.

It's a marvelous night for a moondance!

I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.

Imagine the clouds dripping Dig a hole in your garden to put them in

One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".

It was the coldest winter ever! I thought last winter was the coldest winter ever, but I was wrong now wasn't I? You see because I travel all the time. So last winter, I'd be in the midwest, and the blizzard would hit. And then I'd fly home, and the blizzard would hit again!

It will rain all this night and we will sleep transfixed by the dark water as our blood runs through our fragile life.