Conan O'Brien Quotes

Sorry to disappoint the liberals who tuned in tonight to gloat about Obama's lead in every poll, but I am not worried. McCain may be behind, but the man is a fighter. He doesn't know the meaning of the word 'quit.' He used to, but it was stored in the same part of his brain that remembered to vet his running mate.

Some say I was disappointed when President Obama won, and that is absolute nonsense.

Hillary Clinton should get a bounce out of her convention, I mean a bounce in the polls. I think it's probably conceded that Donald Trump got about a three-point bounce out of his conventions. He's closed the gap that much.

The latest polls show that Arnold Schwarzenegger is trailing Lieutenant Governor Cruz Bustamante in the polls. That's insane. I mean, think about it, this guy Cruz Bustamante has never even been in a movie.

The majority of American voters have rejected both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

This year [2016], however, polls show [Hillary] Clinton winning white college-educated voters by double digits.

Barack Obama got ten million more votes than John McCain. I'd like to believe that none of the millions of people laid off during Obama's time in office will vote for him again. If that happens, a conservative will be elected in 2012 and we can work to fix what Obama has broken.

In 2000 the majority of people wanted me and Buchanan on the debates in two thousand. And me on the debates in 2004. have there been any polls?

I don't look at polls.

I'm a believer in the polls, by the way. Rarely do you see a poll that's very far off.

In 2008, Obama won 56 percent of the women's vote to John McCain's 43 percent. It was the critical difference in the race.

The last thing you want to do is read the latest poll and then make policy.

I have never seen a poll elect anyone

Hillary [Clinton] was selected by only 8 percent of the population. [Donald] Trump, by only 7 percent

I was incredibly - I've never been more confident of anything in my life that Hillary Clinton was going to win and Donald Trump would lose by a very large margin.

It's not opinion polls that determine the outcome of elections, it's votes in ballot boxes.

Voters have demonstrated time and again that candidates who buck the teachers' union are rewarded.

Voters seem to enjoy voting for what experts believe they won't vote for.

One cannot judge the poll outcome by the crowds one draws at public meetings.

New polls show that Obama is now pulling away from Mitt Romney. And, of course, what could be more natural than to see Mitt Romney and pull away?

Any poll is a picture of an unfinished horse race except the Election Day polls.

I would rather live in McCain's world than Obama's. But I believe that we live in Obama's world.

A CNN poll shows both Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton beating Donald Trump in the general. Are republicans about to elect a loser? Who knows? But at least we can say it sells great. Then in 2032, we can nominate Justin Bieber and start all over again.

Even if I am being conservative, I don't see how Obama can lose.

Hillary Clinton has had a small but persistent lead since June - anywhere from 2 to 5 points. The stock markets and the election betting pools are predicting a Clinton win.