Ron White Quotes

Whenever I have any spare time I have a game of golf.

When I'm not working, I like to play golf.

The world is full of people who would like nothing better than to spend six hours on a golf course. I would rather be chopping shallots.

If I have a day off I will play golf.

If I were to just focus on stand-up, I could actually, paradoxically enough, be home way more, because I would leave on a Friday, go do a couple theaters Friday, Saturday, maybe Sunday, come home.

I watch golf on television, although I don't golf - except for visits to the driving range in spurts.

Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes.

I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year.

From 1987 to 1992, I was on the road for 40 weeks a year playing comedy clubs, and that was during the 'comedy boom.'

We all know, the ones who play golf, know what a wonderful game it is and what a great past-time it is.

I just picked up golf, it was good, give me a chance to play golf.

Way, way, way back I played a little bit, but I am definitely not a golfer. You know, it just takes too much time anyway during the course of the day.

I just kind of hang out, watch movies and play golf.

I never wanted to be road comic.

I'm just more into playing golf. It's a great thing.

My touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I've been on the road.

I don't play golf. I have more fun singing and dancing.

When I'm not acting, I'm playing golf. I'm pretty passionate about it.

If I ever had the time to take on another job, being a party planner would be high on my list.

I'm a stand-up comic. I'm always doing dates; it's just that, if I'm working on a project or I'm busy, I can't get out on the road or book any shows. Since the beginning of my career, I'm usually out for at least 10-15 dates throughout the year. If I have time, then I try to get at least 30-40 dates.

I like playing video games in my spare time.

I love to play golf and watch movies in Tamil and Telugu whenever I get time.

Game shows are like golf and tennis are for some men. It's not like going to work.

Golf is a good time, valued time.

I think comedy is difficult, and I'm amazed so many people want to do it. I'll be buying jeans and somebody will say, "I'm a comedian" - the guy selling you the jeans. The desire to be a comedian is weird. I found it weird myself to want to be one; I was a schoolboy when I wanted to be one but I didn't know how to do it. That was 50 years ago, so times have changed greatly. There seems to be a long line of people desperate to do it and most of them are quite good.