William H. Macy Quotes

We think about sex obsessively except during the act, when our minds tend to wander.

The fact is that young people are going to have sex whether you like it or not.

Whatever a man thinks about sex, you can be sure that he thinks about sex almost constantly.

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.

I'm not saying that women don't think about sex also. I'm saying that women are capable, for at least brief periods of time, of not thinking about sex, and that most guys are not.

Darwin theorized that mankind (both male and female) evolved alongside each other over millions of years, both reproducing after their own kind before the ability to physically have sex evolved. They did this through "asexuality" ("without sexual desire or activity or lacking any apparent sex or sex organs"). Each of them split in half.

I figured out I'm bisexual. I have sex twice a year.

The disconnect between what's going on in schools and what's allowed to be shown in movies has gotten really bad because girls in junior high are having oral sex and getting bracelets for it, and in movies everybody's got to be 30 years old to have sex. It's very bizarre.

Did you know that 10% of all Americans have not had sex in 5 years? I didn't know there were so many Republicans.

You cannot over estimate how infantile men are about sex! Men are people that have sex BECAUSE they have a headache... or are on fire, or have been shot in the head, or whatever it is!

Fanatics have the look of people who do not masturbate but who think about it almost all time.

No matter how much you know, no matter how much you think, no matter how much you plot and you connive and you plan, you're not superior to sex. It's a very risky game.... It's sex that disorders our normally ordered lives.

There are time when friends have said they hooked up with someone and all it means is that they had a highly anticipated kissing session. Other times it's a full-on all-night sex-a-thon. Can't we have a universal understanding of the term, once and for all? From now on, let's all agree that hooking up = sex. Everything else is 'made out.' And if you're older than twenty-eight, then just kissing someone doesn't count for crap and is not even worth mentioning. Unless you're Mormon, in which case you're going to hell.

I've been married five times, and people think that's some bizarre thing, yet I've got buddies who refuse to get married and have sex with 15 people a week. I'm like "Which is better?" At least I was trying.

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.

I don't think anyone says "Wow, the best sex I ever had was when I was 16 years old."

Sex is my favorite sport. I'm always in the mood.

Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are... Sex is something I just don't understand. I swear to God.

I'm for a high libido president! I applaud him if he gets up and picks up women.

Sex on the brain is the wrong place to have it.

I never really have to sit at a desk thinking, "What should I do now?" It doesn't work like that for me, and it never has. My thinking process is constant. The difference is that once I was in Antwerp only doing two men's shows a year. And the weird thing is I thought I was busy then.

Baz. "Have you ever done this before?" Simon. "Yes. No." "Yes or no?" "Yes. Not like this." Baz. "Not with a boy?" Simon. "Not when I really wanted it.

I would say that I am having less sex now that I’m playing in Serie B – there is more to think about in this division.

Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships.