Evan Esar Quotes

And anyway, the first three letters in the word diet should tell you what I want it to do.

The secret of losing weight is patience.

If I had one thing I'd like to lose weight. It's tough because of the way I live.

A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.

For 24 years of my adult life, by choice I weighed well over 200 pounds. I say 'by choice' because I have never 'accidentally' eaten anything, so when I choose to eat too much, I have chosen to weigh too much.

I'm terrible at sticking to any sort of diet. The more I think I can't eat something, the more I want to eat it. And I know this is the most annoying thing for a girl to say, but I'm just really lucky; I can eat pretty much what I want.

I feel like I am always battling to keep my weight down.

Dieting by portion control doesn't work because one is constantly fighting addictive drives.

They sent me to these places to get the weight off. The diets never worked; the diets actually made it worse.

I definitely feel pressure to keep slim. I don't want to be the guy who lost weight and gained it all back. But it's hard. Sometimes I'll gorge and gain nine pounds in a weekend somehow, and I get bummed about it.

I've done everything every fat person ever has. I've tried every diet.

I can easily cut 10 to 15 pounds without feeling like I'm killing myself.

I've never been on a diet that lasted more than a day.

I struggle with my weight like it's my job.

Diets don't really work for me.

Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!

Weight control does have to be for a lifetime or you'll be yo-yoing.

The second you go back to eating right, you're going to put that weight on. You eat one piece of bread and you are screwed, lady!

The best way to lose weight is to put the handle of the fridge two inches from the ground.

The hardest exercise for most of us fat people is that one where we push our chairback from the dinner table.

If you're trying to lose weight, you just have to eat less. I mean that.

Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three.

Well, it's very easy for me to gain weight, but even though I tried not eating for a week when I was really young, I couldn't do it any longer because I liked my food too much.

I hate dieting. Let's just say that.

If you believe that weight loss requires self-deprivation, I'm going to teach you otherwise.