Jam Master Jay Quotes

The first cell phone model weighed over one kilo, and you could only talk for 20 minutes before the battery ran out. Which is just as well because you would not be able to hold it up for much longer.

The seven-inch tablets are tweeners: too big to compete with a smartphone, and too small to compete with an iPad.

I had a laptop when they weighed 10 pounds.

Broadcast TV is like the landline of 20 years ago.

I get verklempt if I see a vintage TI-30 or TI-54 calculator. But I don't think I'd want to use one.

Even though I'm totally dependent on modern electronic gizmos, from my laptop to my iPod to my cell phone, I love to embrace old technology or no technology at all.

It's sad that the cell phone is replacing the watch as a time-telling device. I wear a vintage watch that's really skinny.

People have SMS, right? It stinks. It's a dead technology, like a fax machine left over from the Seventies, sitting there as a cash cow for carriers.

My mum records everything I'm in on VHS. Like, who still has VHS? I told her it's all online now, but she still tapes it.

I have never sent a fax, and I've never even sent a text message.

You played 'Snake' on it. That's what we had a cell phone for, when my mother would let us use it. When you had it, you set it down at the table, you set it down in the other room, we ate, and you enjoyed your time with your family.

I still use a typewriter from time to time, but because I can't type as well as I used to, I really don't use one very much.

I never really started to carry a cellular phone until it was small enough so I could put it on my belt and not even feel it was there.

Everyone's opened a drawer and been startled by the unexpected discovery of an old mobile phone that now resembles an outsized pantomime prop. To think you used to be impressed by this clunky breezeblock. You were like a caveman gawping at a yo-yo.

I did a club one night - the speakers were old as hell. My jokes were coming out in black and white.

I listen to tapes a lot. I have a car that only (has a cassette player). I like the nostalgic factor.

And believe it or not, she has a phone and everything. She stopped using smoking signals last year.

I didn't have a cell phone for awhile, until I was, like, 13 or 14, and before then, even if I did have one, it didn't work.

Windows 95 had its 20th anniversary last year, so we got our hands on an old system and showed it to teenagers who were not even alive in 1995. The results were pretty great and also makes you feel quite old.

I don't have a cell phone because I know how horrible it is. Using your cell phone is like putting your head in a microwave every day.

I use Verizon. My wife uses Cingular. I also have an AT&T phone for the car.

I've got a massive VHS collection in my apartment. Some people think that it's not a good thing, but I find comfort in it.

I was the only kids to have Sony Umatic tapes of the old 'Star Wars.' It was such an old technology; you needed two or three tapes to show one movie, so the kids used to come over to my house, and we would watch 'Star Wars.'

We predicted the concept of a telephone that isn't tied to a wall or a desk. We anticipated that everyone would have a cell phone. We joked that when you're born you would be assigned a cell phone and if you didn't answer you had died.

The mobile phone is not a toy; it's a device that uses radio waves.