John Hodgman Quotes

Some people say, 'Oh, you look just like the guy from 'Stranger Things.' And I'm like, 'I am the guy.' And they think I'm totally joking.

People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great.

People know they have seen me somewhere, but they don't know where. They think I'm their next-door neighbor.

People say, 'You look like the girl who used to be on that show 'Angel' - they don't actually think I'm her.

In one day, I got mistaken for three different actresses: Wendy Williams, Sherri Shepherd, and Star Jones.

People just usually think I'm someone else. They'll look at me twice, and I'll just say, 'Not Ellen Page.'

Everywhere I go, people think I'm Helen Hunt.

When I lived in New York, never in my life had I been more mistaken for another than David Chang.

Something that is funny, that I use sometimes if I'm doing comedy, is the fact that I'm now often mistaken for the rapper Rick Ross. And I don't know that I've ever corrected anyone - like I've never said, 'No no, I'm not Rick Ross, I'm Black Thought from The Roots.'

John Cusack is standing over there.” I followed his incredulous gaze to where a man very like Mr. Cusack did indeed stand, smoking a cigarette as he leaned against a building. I sighed. “That’s not John Cusack. That’s Jerome.” “Seriously?” “Yup. I told you he looked like John Cusack.” “Keyword: looked. That guy doesn’t look like him. That guy is him.

A couple of people thought I looked familiar, but it was like, No.

Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.

I find I go in airports anywhere in the country, and someone's always coming up to me and saying 'Hey, you're at my country club in Dubuque, right?' You know, because they kind of know my face, but they don't know why.

If I book a table at a pub, or I've got an appointment at an optician's or something, I'll walk in and I'll say, 'This is Tom Jones here,' And they'll go 'Awww, I thought it was gonna be him.' They think it's gonna be the real guy. I've been ridiculed a lot throughout my life for it.

A lot of people think that I'm one of the women from 'Broad City' - and I'm just not.

I'm often confused with other actors. But the people who know my work don't have that problem.

Everyone's like, 'Oh my God, can I ask you something? You were in 'Percy Jackson,' right?' I'm like, 'No, different guy.'

Everyone thinks I'm on 'Mindhunter!'

A few people thought I was Bill Clinton, because of the name. I've never complained. Just the fact that you recognise me is enough. Even if you think I'm Chaka Khan.

I'm always getting confused with LeBron James. Everywhere I go, I'm LeBron James.

I'm spinning records and I look across the restaurant and I see somebody who looks Asian. And I'm like, "Yo, that looks like Yoko Ono." I'm like, oh, I can just meet - that's going to be great. Then I look carefully and I'm like, "That's not Yoko Ono, that's Bruno Mars." And it was Bruno Mars. That just happened recently. I was bugging out. Because that was totally not Yoko Ono at all.

I get constantly mistaken for Elijah Wood.

It's funny how you call me a celebrity. Oh man.

I was not a Mouseketeer, but a lot of people think I was.

I do seem to look like a lot of people.