Jackie Mason Quotes

Now look, that damned cowboy is President of the United States.

I would love John McCain as president.

A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States — Barack America!

Like one of [Donald] Trump's sons said this is a huge step down for him to run for president. Like he's not doing it - let's just be clear.

Donald Trump you're never going to be president of the United States by insulting your way to the presidency.

Hillary Clinton is running for president. This time around, she promises to be warm and approachable. Like me.

Hillary Clinton's got bad judgment, and honestly, so bad that she should never be president of the United States.

Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family.

Crooked Hillary. Look, can you imagine another four years of the Clintons? Seriously. It's time to move on.

At the end of the day, my hat goes off to anybody trying to run for president, or trying to be president, because you're never going to please everybody, it's not possible.

The American people, when had the chance, three times now have said "no" to Hillary Clinton. The Democrats did it in 2008. The Jill Stein recount this year and the American people in 2016. Three times in eight years the American people have looked at Hillary Clinton and said "no."

Ted Cruz could be president of the United States. If you thought the Secret Service was drinking before

I will not let somebody who traffics in bigotry and bullying become president of the United States.

Our guest tonight is Michelle Obama, first lady of the United States. She's here to announce her run for president.

Jeb Bush is my friend. I think he'd make a great president. I've nudged him for some time.

I trust Hillary Clinton as president and commander in chief, but the thought of Donald Trump as commander in chief scares me to death.

I think JR would make a better President than the one we have now.

I don't want to be disrespectful of the president of the United States, but as a political person, one of the things I appreciated about this president, in the past year especially, is he is a fantastic candidate.

George W. Bush is not only a great president; he was a great candidate.

Don't get me wrong: I would love to be president.

As far as I'm concerned: Chris Pratt for president! He'd save us.

If I wanted a circus ringmaster, I'd hire Trump. If I wanted advice on brain surgery or hospital management, I'd turn to Carson. Fiorina would make an articulate television pundit. But for president?

I think experience is a terribly overrated idea when it comes to thinking about who should become president.

Bill Clinton smoked Marijuana but he didn't inhale, he spent time with a woman but he didn't sleep with her, he received a draft notice but didn't read it. Why give him the White House; he won't use it.

I believe that [Bill] Clinton is the best tactical politician, certainly in my lifetime.