P. J. O'Rourke Quotes


[T]he Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock? Peace Corps volunteers? Or maybe the people in Texas were attacked because of child abuse. But, if child abuse was the issue, why didn't Janet Reno tear-gas Woody Allen?


Citations

O'Rourke, P. J. Age and Guile Beat Youth, Innocence, and a Bad Haircut. Atlantic Monthly Press, 1995, p. 283.

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P. J. O'Rourke
P. J. O'Rourke
  • Born: November 14, 1947
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Political Satirist, Journalist

Patrick Jake O'Rourke is an American political satirist and journalist. O'Rourke is the H. L. Mencken Research Fellow at the libertarian Cato Institute and is a regular correspondent for The Atlantic Monthly, The American Spectator, and The Weekly Standard, and frequent panelist on National Public Radio's game show Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! Since 2011, he has been a columnist at The Daily Beast.