Sean Lock Quotes

A joke's a very serious thing.

Humor comes from the surprise release of some buried tension.

I do love jokes.

I love my jokes.

The moment you think of a joke is the best moment.

My only rule about a joke is that it should be funny.

I was never a joke teller. I don't even like jokes, for the most part. I don't like to hear them, and rarely can I even remember one.

I don't really know jokes. I'm just in on the joke.

They're just jokes, people. They can't all be funny.

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.

I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me.

I try to find humor in everything I do, because I think all great plays - even great tragedies - have enormous humor in them.

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Wit is the lowest form of humor.

There's always a source for humor.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than trying to make the English laugh.

I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me.

The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant, but seldom carefree.

A joke's a joke; you can either take it, or you can't.

Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.