Wanderlei Silva Quotes

A joke's a very serious thing.

I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me.

You can pretend to be serious; but you can't pretend to be witty.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I love my jokes.

A lot of truth is said in jest.

One nice thing about making jokes is that you don't have to prove them.

People hate jokes.

I always like to make some jokes, sometimes.

I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway.

Nothing like a little judicious levity.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself.

I've always found it easier to be funny than to be serious.

I try to find humor in everything I do, because I think all great plays - even great tragedies - have enormous humor in them.

I do love jokes.

I don't mean to be funny.

I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.

If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.

We do not take humor seriously enough.

If possible, be funny.