Lewis Carroll Quotes

The Red Queen shook her head. "You may call it 'nonsense' if you like," she said, "but I've heard nonsense, compared with which that would be as sensible as a dictionary!

It is not only not right, it is not even wrong.

Who did you pass on the road?" the King went on, holding out his hand to the Messenger for some more hay. "Nobody," said the Messenger. "Quite right," said the King; "this young lady saw him too. So of course Nobody walks slower than you." "I do my best," the Messenger said in a sullen tone. "I'm sure nobody walks much faster than I do!" "He can't do that," said the King, "or else he'd have been here first.

'Have some wine,' the March Hare said in an encouraging tone. Alice looked around the table, but there was nothing on it but tea. 'I don't see any wine,' she remarked. 'There isn't any,' said the March Hare.

Humor is reason gone mad.

In the sphere of thought, absurdity and perversity remain the masters of the world, and their dominion is suspended only for brief periods.

There is a certain head, and that head you have not. Now this being so, there is a head which you have not; therefore, you are without a head.

O Oysters,' said the Carpenter, You've had a pleasant run! Shall we be trotting home again?' But answer came there none - And this was scarcely odd, because They'd eaten every one.

There is absolutely no common sense, it is common non-sense.

I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen."

You cannot dispute the ridiculous. You cannot argue reasonably with evil.

The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!".

Absurdity is what I like most in life.

Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin,' thought Alice 'but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing i ever saw in my life!

The daftest logic brings such sweet unrest.

Yes, that's it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it's always tea time.

So,” Marasi said, “you traded a dead man’s scarf for another dead man’s gun. But…the gun itself belonged to someone dead, so by the same logic—” “Don’t try,” Waxillium said. “Logic doesn’t work on Wayne.” “I bought a ward against it off a traveling fortune-teller,” Wayne explained. “It lets me add two ’n’ two and get a pickle.

Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.

One can have a wit, but not a witless

in nonsense is strength

We're living in such a fantasy world where nothing makes sense anymore.

He set fire to some potatoes, then cooked some undelivered post in the embers." - Dad "Did he now? What a strange fellow. I would have done it the other way around." - Stafford

"There's a door," he whispered. "Where does it go?" "It stays where it is, I think," said Rincewind.

Foolish: It's all foolish. Life is a farce a stupid, sickening farce played out by fools.

Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.