Joe Pesci Quotes

You have a steady fella?” Sam asked after a bit. “No fella can hold me for long.” Sam gave her a sideways glance. “That a challenge?” “No. A statement of fact.

I am single and not looking to be in a relationship.

So many girls and guys want to find a girlfriend and settle down. But it's fun to be single.

Boyfriends? Psh, like I've got time for that!

I've never been a boyfriend kind of girl.

I love having boyfriends. I love dating. I do not want a husband in my house.

I never met a man I could marry.

Singles are always simple.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

Anyway, he's gone. Which, as you know, is how I like my men.

I don't have a girlfriend. No, I don't. I haven't had a relationship in years, actually. But yeah, I'm still looking. It's kind of nice to be looking for a home at the same time.

I've been involved in something which was chaotic and insane. All I can say now is that I am, and intend to stay, a single man.

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

You're born single, you die single, but why not being in a relationship is some special 'single' status, I don't understand. Life is less stress being single, I have to admit.

When I was thirty and perhaps forty, I did not want a wife. It was too much fun being single.

Right now I'm not involved with anybody, but I hope by 75 I will be again.

I had a serious boyfriend in high school, but we would take breaks in between. You shouldn't always have a boyfriend!

I'm probably not long-term-relationship material for now.

But the point of using the number was to show that sex was a great part of my life as basketball was a great part of my life. That's the reason why I was single.

Women won't let me stay single and I won't let me stay married.

I don't think I'm destined to be the eternal bachelor.

When my mother died, I fell apart. My father wanted to control me. As a consequence, I ran away to America.

I don't want marriage. You know why? Because I did that. I did it for 32 years.

Just want to set the record straight. I'm single and I'm not going to get married!