J. B. Smoove Quotes

If people think I'm angry, I don't want to burst anybody's bubble. I like sometimes for people to be afraid of me. But it's not really anger; it's discipline.

If you have to fight a crowd of boys, it's best to go for the biggest one. That way you won't have to fight them all. The others will see that you mean business and you will win their respect.

I don't want any man I can run over. What I love about a man in control is it allows them to be the kings that I always expect them to be.

Are you intimidated by me? Because if you're intimidated by me, that's something you'll have to deal with.

When people know I wrote 'Thelma and Louise,' they don't want to mess with me.

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

I will be dictated to by nobody. I'm the man. And if anyone can prove me wrong, their chance is inside a boxing ring. You don't like it, change the station.

One time, this guy was bothering my mother, and me and my brothers had a stern talking with the guy and a little bit of physicality with him. So he disappeared. But I'm not a magician.

After you've watched your dad beat the crap out of Charlie King or some other bad guy in about forty movies, you pretty much always said, 'Yes, sir,' and meant it.

It was really hard for them to intimidate me. They felt I was intimidating. One of the growers had a name for me: I think it was 'dragon lady' or something like it.

I can't be intimidated by anyone wearing a housecoat.

I don't think too many guys are raising their hands trying to fight me.

I'm an alpha male.

A fighter walks in the room and people are like 'oooo' because everyone is trying to be a tough guy.

I feel a lot stronger when I back people down.

Some men use no other means to acquire respect than by insisting on it; and it sometimes answers their purpose, as it does a highwayman's in regard to money.

You're taller than I am, but I'm stronger, and meaner right this minute than you could ever imagine" - Lady Madelyne.

I've got a quick mouth, and I set my boundaries. Nothing ever happened that I couldn't handle. Once when a guy came on stage making rude gestures, I hit him over the head with my guitar.

My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won't wait-you can kick their ass right now.

I always try to bring a certain masculine presence to what I do. That is part of the dynamic.

You have to be a brat in order to carve out your parameters, and you have to be a monster to anyone who gets in your way. But sometimes it's difficult to know when that's necessary and when you're just being a baby, throwing your rattle from the cage.

But contrary to what some people seem to think, I was never a bully. I was just a hard man.

When you have real power you don't threaten. People know what your capabilities are.

I don't intimidate anyone.

I like the moment when I break a man's ego.