Jeff Bridges Quotes

This whole business feels kind of intense, like a bad fit. Round peg, square hole. But whatever, I'll take it.

If someone makes you feel wrong-footed, you're unlikely to find them witty.

Awkward is a state of being.

I don't like London. I'm not happy here. I don't even own a flat here.

It never got ugly, although it got a bit strange at times.

I'm not fit company for man or beast.

Madam your wife and I didn't hit it off the only time I ever saw her. I won't say she was silly, but I think one of us was silly, and it wasn't me.

I am, out of the ladies' company, like a fish out of the water.

I'm 87% socially awkward.

I'm not super easy to talk to a lot of the time. I'm just kind of weird.

I would feel a little awkward because of my connection with politics.

I dreaded the dance scene in 'Love Actually' more than having my teeth extracted.

I've never hosted a party in my life, not even my own birthday party. I'd feel really uncomfortable saying, 'Hey everybody, let's celebrate me!' But I'm not antisocial. I don't hate people.

I can't get on girls' wavelengths at all. I think we are completely different. I don't know, maybe that's the way it should be. If we could all get along occasionally though, that would be nice.

I'm terrible with big parties.

Like everyone else, I can barely take the waves of embarrassment that come with watching someone do something so badly. Roseanne Barr singing the national anthem, Sofia Coppola acting in 'The Godfather: Part III,' Sarah Palin talking about Russia - they all create the same level of eyeball-squinching discomfort.

Difficulty empathising translates into a whole set of hurdles. You might be last person to get the point of a joke, which can leave you feeling like an outsider. You might end up saying something that another person finds hurtful or offensive, when that was the last thing you intended.

I hate long pants.

You can build a place that is beautiful, but nobody feels comfortable sitting in it, and the kids aren't allowed to go into many of the rooms. Or a place can look lived in, but it doesn't please the eye.

Every day, I put on a suit, and I felt like I was playing dress-up in my mum's closet. It just wasn't right.

There is nothing worse than bright lighting - it isn't flattering and makes the glamorous women want to leave.

I think, a lot of times, we find ourselves in a relationship where we are on two different pages.

I've never felt like I fit in. I always feel like I'm walking in the wrong direction or swimming upstream.

It's awkward going back up to Edinburgh to see my old friends, because I'm not on the same wavelength.

Some people ain't approachable, and some people are.