Dave Blood Quotes

Awkward is a state of being.

The relationship with Pep wasn't a very good one.

Dead silence is so much more foreign to me than people screaming at me, good or bad.

Let's face it: quaintness is creepy.

I've danced one time in my life. It was the most mortifying experience I ever had.

Horrible dates are when you're with people who are immature and can't really be comfortable in their own skin.

Sometimes, you can not click with somebody, and it can feel awkward.

The things I'm guided to do are really strange to me.

The Saracens … whom we never found desirable either as friends or as enemies.

That was the most awkward Wednesday he ever remembered.

No one likes anyone in the industry

When he talked his eyes went away from mine and then he forced himself to look straight at me and he began to explain and I knew that he felt very strange with me and that he hated me, and it was funny sitting there and talking like that, knowing he hated me.

What's more interesting are the dynamics between people that involve hypocrisy or ignoring each other. That's what I want to write about. I like to make people uncomfortable because it's something we should be uncomfortable about.

I stood on Susan Boone's front porch, feeling lame. But then, since I've pretty much felt lame my entire life, this was no big surprise. On the other hand, usually I felt lame for no particular reason. This time I really had a reason to feel lame.

What's interesting to me is drama and conflict. Things aren't interesting without conflict and resolution of conflict - or striving towards a resolutions of conflict.

Molly slapped the lid back down then pushed past Luce into the foyer stumbling over Shelby in her path. �Excuse you � they said gruffly at the same time eyeing each other suspiciously. �Oh good. � Gabbe leaned in to give Luce a hug. �Molly'�s made a friend.�

Man is a hating rather than a loving animal.

Comedy defends the commonplace; tragedy explodes it.

Drama is based on the Mistake.

It never got weird enough for me.

Awkwardness is where tension is, and tension is where the story is. It's also where the comedy is, which I'm interested in; when it resolves it tends to resolve toward melancholy, a certain resignation, which I find interesting as well.

All's love, yet all's law.

In my experience, people who go about looking for trouble usually find it.

I am put on my best behavior, which means the same thing as the most uncomfortable behavior.

I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns.