Moshe Kasher Quotes

Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.

They're just jokes, people. They can't all be funny.

I think humor is such a personal thing, and you put a microphone in somebody's face, they're going to say something that offends somebody.

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.

With anything you put out there, you're going to offend somebody, but most people get that it's a joke, that I'm playing a character, and that I'm actually making fun of what I'm saying by saying it.

As long as it's funny, there's no such thing as too far.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

You can't be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

I'm not hurting anybody. Comedy's all about innuendo. I'm putting it out there just like anybody else.

I don't really see the point in offensive comedy.

I've made a lot of crazy comedy videos and said a lot of crazy things. If it's too offensive, I apologize and move on, but I do comedy.

I'm a take-no-prisoners type of comic, and I'm lucky because my fans get me and never have a problem with the politically incorrect themes of my act. But I am continually amazed by how a certain section of our society seems to be so freakin' sensitive about jokes.

If my mum or my wife says that something isn't funny, I know I've struck gold.

I make a lot of jokes about vegetarians in my act but most of them don't have the strength to protest.

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

I like humor.

I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me.

I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their control is not funny to them or their families.

There's an art to stupid comedy. There's an art to offensive comedy, and I think the key is it's just gotta make you laugh.

Puns are a form of humor with words.

We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.

Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.

If it gets laughs, it's funny.

Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing.