Hannibal Buress Quotes

Jason Lee made me laugh all the time because he's so big, and I love how goofy bodies can be.

When I have one-on-ones, I usually win those.

Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters.

I never was shy, but as far as telling jokes, I'm the worst. I like physical comedy; it's where I feel comfortable.

Physical comedy is my favorite thing in the world to do.

In terms of being vulgar, I don't think you need to be violent unless it's slapstick, violence to yourself. That can be funny - we've all tripped and fallen on our faces.

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.

I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you?

My dad was a stickler for teaching me the pratfall. There is something magical about taking a good fall, and when it works, when you get that laugh, there's no better feeling in the world.

People like Bill Murray are incredible at what they do and are definitely my flavour. Although Will Ferrell, Sacha Baron Cohen and Ricky Gervais are also incredible actors. In their comedy, they make these stupid people feel so real. These guys are really setting the bar very high, and I learn as much from them about acting as I do about comedy.

I'm very interested in any script that makes me laugh.

I've got a lot of criticism for not taking domestic fights but I've got my own strategy.

I taught my executive team how to argue.

I love being married. It's great. But I hate arguing. I hate fighting. You know what I do now? When we get in an argument, I just take her side against me. It's just easier; it goes quicker. She's like, "What's wrong with you?" And I'm like, "I know! Damn it! Argh!"

My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an effort, I am reminded that my only true strength lies in drinking.

I agree that someone falling down is really funny, and I can go on YouTube and watch people falling. It makes me laugh.

Mona knocked at the wrong time. “Uh…yeah…wait a minute, Mona -- ” Mona shouted through the door. “Room service, gentlemen. Just pull the covers up.” Michael grinned at Jon. “My roommate. Brace yourself.” Seconds later, Mona burst through the doorway with a tray of coffee and croissants. “Hi! I’m Nancy Drew! You must be the Hardy Boys!

You can't win an argument. You can't because if you lose it, you lose it; and if you win it, you lose it.

The bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of drama is to be truthful. You can be truthful and funny, but if you're not truthful in a drama than the audience leaves you.

I had learned that you should always shout louder than your aggressor.

I always made people laugh, and everybody wanted me to sit at the table with them. I don't joke as much as I used to, but I can still be a little comedian every now and then.

I like comedies, and my brain sort of spins in that direction. So I'm really happy to say there were several smartass comments that come from me [on Star Wars].

People that want it to just be funny should not despair, because there is so much true crazy comedy coming up.

I love broad comedy. It has its place. If I were to do that, I'd love to do physical comedy.