Al Yankovic Quotes

The thing that probably trips me up the most are people getting tattoos of stuff that I've designed in my books. That always spins me out in a weird way. It seems like such a permanent commitment to something I've done. I don't know that I could do that for anyone else.

A very common thing these days is people show up and they ask us in the band to sign with a Sharpie right on their skin and they go get it tattooed the next day. Then they'll show up at another show and they'll have their tattoo.

I signed this girl's arm. And the next day, a family member shot me an email, and it was a link to this girl who had my signature tattooed on her arm. I was like, 'Man, that's dedication. I'm sorry you did that.'

I've had no fewer than three young women on separate occasions come up to me at book signings and unzip their pants, turn around, and drop them to show me that they had 'Bonnie lassie' tattooed across their rumpuses!

I went to this tattoo parlor in the East Village and I got an outline of a violin on my lower back. They call them tramp stamps now.

People want me to do the strangest things. They want me to sign their arms or chests.

I have Bob Dylan lyrics on my ribs. I'm a diehard Dylan fan, and my dad and I joke that if I ever met him, I'd have him sign his name right under my tattoo and then I'd run to the parlor to get his signature tattooed.

I had that flying wheel tattooed on my forehead and on my butt.

A tattoo is graffiti on the temple of the body.

I have a heart tattoo on the inside of my middle finger on my left hand.

Somebody actually tattooed my face on his arm. In a couple years, that will be the equivalent of having a Screech tattoo.

I have a ladybug on my wrist that I got when I was doing 'John Tucker Must Die,' and I have a tattoo on my ankle that's in Sanskrit that says 'Fearless.'

Be a good-looking corpse. Leave a good-looking tattoo.

I have the word 'Shameless' tattooed on my chest.

I put a lot of meaning into what will go on my skin and be there for all of my years of life.

I actually have an Avenged Sevenfold tattoo on my body.

I literally have Mickey Mouse tattooed on me.

The Misfits skull was my second tattoo, and the Danzig was my third.

Some guy in Germany has my face tattooed on the back of his calf. That was wild. It was a decent tattoo job, but that's kind of weird for me.

I have 'Very Rare' tatted on my face.

I have a Superman tattoo on my right arm.

Usually all my tattoos came at good times. A tattoo is something permanent when you've made a self-discovery, or something you've come to a conclusion about.

I finally had a ship tattooed to my chest. I wanted something on it.

I think if you're going to get a tattoo, it should be significant, especially when it's all the way up your arms and your body.

My tattoos say "Stay strong." "Stay" on one wrist and "strong" on the other. I'm able to look at them and be thankful for being alive.