Leonardo DiCaprio Quotes

I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes.

If you can't detect the sarcasm you've misunderstood.

I've learned that I need to spell out, even in cases seemingly so blatant, that in fact I am not taking this at face value and am being 'sarcastic.'

I love meeting people who have absolutely no sense of irony. It's really fascinating to imagine what it would be like to go through life without understanding even the most basic of ironies.

The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

i can't understand her" well son, you might as well try to understand the sun". derived form the book:fires of heaven by robert jordan.

I wrote a letter to my Dad - I wrote, "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote rarely instead of really. But I still wanted to use it, so I wrote, "I rarely drive steamboats, Dad - there's a lot of stuff you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator." This letter took a harsh turn right away.

Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel like 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it's almost like they feel like they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it's not used in the right way.

I am a candid interview and I have a dark and dry sense of humor - a very Canadian sense of humor and I am only learning now stupidly that you can't read tongue. When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

Comedy comes from confusion.

Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all.

I got sent some cheese once. I'm not sure if that was saying something about my act, or just because I like cheese.

He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words.

I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I said, 'I am.'

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know?

Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally.

There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.

I saw an e-mail from one guy who's about 23 to one of peers. His parting sign-off was 'Don't let the bedbugs bite.' Now that's really poetic.

I feel like sarcasm is important in a relationship.

I could talk all day, T stands for talking, T stands for tender, T stands for things that don't even rhyme with T.

I learned a lot about human nature. So much, in fact, that human nature will be my specialist subject on 'Mastermind'.

One character mistook me for the model and remarked 'That Man-Tan sure works wonders!' That ain't Man-Tan. I'm tan, man. From my head to my toes.