Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

You would think that Halloweens tomorrow because of their attempt to scare the American public.

Halloween is just a made up holiday, created by the razor blade industry.

Halloween's my favorite holiday because you don't have to spend it with your family.

Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum.

Halloween's eve is also known as mischief night. Kids are supposed go around playing pranks tonight. That's great, just what teenagers need -- another excuse to be jerks.

Halloween has always been fascinating to me from a very young age. I think any actor would be fascinated by Halloween because it's one of the only holidays that advocates dressing up in makeup and costumes and transforming oneself.

Halloween: the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

Halloween is my favorite holiday, and I always go all-out with my costumes.

Where Halloween is concerned, I peaked in 2007.

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things.

Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we're someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.

If I could've picked a birthday it would've been on Halloween. Yeah, it's always been my favorite holiday. Not because it was my birthday, but actually because, I think it was the freedom, you know? When you were a little kid, you got to go out and be an adult for a couple of hours. You got to, like, just go out with your friends and knock on peoples' doors and be nuts and pull pranks and stuff like that. You could be whoever you wanted to be, you know, I guess that was the appeal to it.

Forget Halloween - Halloween to me is like every day. It's a lifestyle.

I'm going to scare a lot of kids Thursday night.

For four years, we didn't do any 'Halloweens,' ... But I believed in it. It's not a genius creation or anything. But whenever Halloween season comes around audiences want something like this.

I like Halloween. It gives you a chance to dress up like something you're not, you know? Like when the Miami Dolphins put on football uniforms.

In our town, Halloween was terrifying and thrilling, and there was a whiff of homicide. We'd travel by foot in the dark for miles, collecting candy, watching out for adults who seemed too eager to give us treats.

I hate Halloween. I hate dressing up. I hate - I wear wigs, makeup, costumes every day. Halloween is like, my least favorite holiday.

I definitely do not like Halloween. I don't like masks, creepy clowns, dark things, goblins or witches. They're not just my thing.

Halloween is my favorite holiday. It's like my Christmas.

I really love scary movies, so I'm all about Halloween.

I love Halloween. I mean, yes, I consider every day to be Halloween, but it's a very special day for me.

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the 'spirits' of things. A few years back, my wife was frustrated with the same old stupid sound effects tape we would play, which ends with the theme from 'Ghostbusters' and 'Monster Mash'. I told her that Halloween is way too cool a holiday to suffer through this every year.

Being born on Halloween, there's always a party. It's a convenient birthday because you don't really have to organize a party.