Demetri Martin Quotes

Halloween is just a made up holiday, created by the razor blade industry.

Forget Halloween - Halloween to me is like every day. It's a lifestyle.

For four years, we didn't do any 'Halloweens,' ... But I believed in it. It's not a genius creation or anything. But whenever Halloween season comes around audiences want something like this.

Halloween has always been fascinating to me from a very young age. I think any actor would be fascinated by Halloween because it's one of the only holidays that advocates dressing up in makeup and costumes and transforming oneself.

Halloween is my favorite holiday, and I always go all-out with my costumes.

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things.

Halloween's my favorite holiday because you don't have to spend it with your family.

You would think that Halloweens tomorrow because of their attempt to scare the American public.

I like Halloween. It gives you a chance to dress up like something you're not, you know? Like when the Miami Dolphins put on football uniforms.

So the first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you're a kid your brain can't even process the information. You're like: "What is this? What did you say?" "What did you say about giving out candy? Who's giving out candy?" "Everyone that we know is just giving out candy!"

Halloween is my favorite holiday. It's like my Christmas.

Where Halloween is concerned, I peaked in 2007.

I love Halloween. I mean, yes, I consider every day to be Halloween, but it's a very special day for me.

Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we're someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the 'spirits' of things. A few years back, my wife was frustrated with the same old stupid sound effects tape we would play, which ends with the theme from 'Ghostbusters' and 'Monster Mash'. I told her that Halloween is way too cool a holiday to suffer through this every year.

Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum.

Halloween's eve is also known as mischief night. Kids are supposed go around playing pranks tonight. That's great, just what teenagers need -- another excuse to be jerks.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.

I hate Halloween. I hate dressing up. I hate - I wear wigs, makeup, costumes every day. Halloween is like, my least favorite holiday.

I definitely do not like Halloween. I don't like masks, creepy clowns, dark things, goblins or witches. They're not just my thing.

I love Halloween - I'm a die hard.

I am anti-Halloween.

I really love scary movies, so I'm all about Halloween.

If I could've picked a birthday it would've been on Halloween. Yeah, it's always been my favorite holiday. Not because it was my birthday, but actually because, I think it was the freedom, you know? When you were a little kid, you got to go out and be an adult for a couple of hours. You got to, like, just go out with your friends and knock on peoples' doors and be nuts and pull pranks and stuff like that. You could be whoever you wanted to be, you know, I guess that was the appeal to it.