Chris Tucker Quotes

It was sort of that in-between area when people don't talk about their personal lives. That's the kind of life I think Kerry would be living now if it weren't for the Lopez character sort of outing her.

My greatest hope was to get discovered as a comedian and get on a sitcom.

I have a social life. But I don't discuss it.

I don't go out that often. I'm not going to clubs or anything.

I did stand-up for a good number of years while I was still living in New York, and those people primarily knew me as 'the kid stand-up.'

I feel that I'm a stand-up comedian more than anything else, that's my job.

I'm used to homebody, work-mode Rob. Snuggles and movies. Once the offseason hits, we definitely have our fun times in Miami or Vegas, and he is the life of the party.

There's no nightlife in Utah.

People make fun of Utah nightlife, but it's actually dope. I love it.

I liked Manchester, the club, the restaurants... but let us not forget the discotecas.

I hang with my woman, and with some friends that have nothing to do with Slayer. I also like to watch sports and go to hockey and football games.

I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20.

I don't really go to clubs so I don't know what sounds are made there.

If I'm not on tour, I can run down to the comedy club and do a little stand-up. If you're an actor, you can't go - I guess there's forms of it.

I don't really go out to clubs, but if I did, I'd just want to go rock out with my mates or whatever.

I always remember writing a page of jokes for a comedian and handing it to him backstage at a club and he read it and then took his cigarette lighter and lit the page on...

I love going out every night. It’s so exciting.

A comedian who starts talking to himself becomes his own audience. This is fatal.

Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film.

I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up.

The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that.

Everyone thinks I'm a comedian - which I am and are. I was born into a comedic family but I'm trained as an actor.

I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

Though part of me had always wanted to be a comedian, another part of me had always wanted to be Bryant Gumbel or Dan Rather.

I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian.