Anthony Jeselnik Quotes

I was up until all hours of the night, listening to stories, meeting great old comedians.

I go to a lot of comedy shows.

I love coming to New York. I think I'm going to come really often here. I need to - for the show, for the comedy. I want to do the shows here and have a beer and hang out with the comedians.

I think one of the perks of getting to do comedy is the ability to hang out with the funniest people in the world.

I want to own a comedy club.

I have had my fair share of nights out.

If you call me a comedian I will be very grateful. I will thank you profoundly. No, I love doing comedy. It's fun once in a while to do a serious part but I really enjoy doing comedy because I love to laugh.

Comedy shows in D.C. are so much fun. I think because of the intense area that is connected to politics that people need, they need their down time. D.C. audiences are almost universally praised by comedians.

I actually enjoy comedy; it's a lot of fun.

Comedy is a noble art. And every comedian who does anything is serving a noble purpose.

Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know? And the more grave or important things are... You know, some comedians can get this disease where they get serious all the time.

I think there's a part, just a part of comedians, that is still childlike.

I know a lot about Jewish comedians.

Ever since I was a kid, I just loved those comedians on TV who would just have fun with the language.

I'm a big fan of Katt Williams, Jim Gaffigan, Louie CK, Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin, Rich Vas, Joey Vega and Matt Claybrooks.

I think humor is important for all of us, and a great comedian is a great treasure.

I'd be lying if I said it wasn't fun to go to these nights out, like the opening of a film or something, but I dip in and out of it.

I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.

All I do is party.

I have a need to always make people laugh. I have a desperate need. I love a great sense of humor. The people I sort of surround myself with have that.

Me, Billy Crystal and John Goodman hang out non-stop, and all we do is silly voices. We hang out in a little closet and do voices together.

I love going out dancing. There is nothing better than letting your hair down and staying up far too late, is there?

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.

Sometimes, comedy and entertainment is not all about telling jokes; sometimes you just have to be you for a few moments.

Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up, often several shows in a night.