Donald Trump Quotes

If there's anything I hate more than a stupid action comedy, it's an incompetent stupid action comedy. It's not so bad it's good. It's so bad it's nothing else but bad.

I'm a cliche.

Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.

It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.

I see something that seems like standard fare, that I can imagine any number of actors playing, and I'm generally not interested.

The problem with dragons is that everyone uses them. All the time. When that happens, they become commonplace. A lot of people think you can just throw them into a story and suddenly whatever you're writing is 28% cooler. But that doesn't work. All that does is make dragons into some boring cliche.

When one begins to live by habit and by quotation, one has begun to stop living.

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?

The worst art is when it's really convenient and comfy.

The majority of philosophers are totally humorless. That's part of their trouble.

Young people like things that are fresh and new. If something does seem fatigued, or derivative, they're going to let you know.

To me, relaxing doesn't mean that we play ding-dong songs and look at a wall of bamboo. It's just completely unoriginal.

When anyone pitches me - and I've heard it a million times: 'It's the black Seinfeld,' or, 'It's the new version of something that's already been successful' - I immediately shut it off. I won't ever entertain doing 'the new version of such-and-such.'

Jimmy Fallon is one of the funniest son of a guns I've ever seen.

A consistent thinker is a thoughtless person, because he conforms to a pattern; he repeats phrases and thinks in a groove.

I feel like a cliche.

I think trying to be offbeat is the most boring thing possible.

Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.

I love Jimmy Fallon; he's always a great time.

There's nothing less funny than someone who looks cool. There's nothing more unappealing.

Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

The politician who tries to ape his rival or predecessor is, almost by definition, a second rater, inferior to the real thing.

Romney is not funny. When he tries to be, it often comes across as awkward.

I think Samantha Bee is doing a really good show.

The idea of designing something that is like something else is incredibly uninteresting and boring.